it hurts to eat and it hurts to not eat.
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...
Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie
“That’s… quite impressive, really.”
“Surprising attention to detail. That kid is going places.”
Best Youtube comment: “The Asian man has darker skin than the black woman.”
person: omg how do you read books so fast?
me: ... That wasn't even fast. I usually finish it in a day.
person: omg but it takes me like a month to read a book!
me: *stares in disbelief with mouth wide open looking like a goddamn fish while wondering how the frick it can take someone that long to read a book that is not the encyclopaedia or some shit*
I can’t understand teens nowadays.
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
